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Essay Topics

With 120,000 visitors in the past 6 months, I've been very intrigued to see what kind of essays people generate with EssayGenerator.com.

I knew I was on to something when the first topic ever recorded was
nightmares slow down knitting

Seeking help

A remarkable amount of people seem to come to EssayGenerator.com with genuine problems!

  • how can a man increase his life?
  • how to lose weight and get a boyfriend
  • Is love real?
  • Should I marry Steve?
  • the meaning of life
  • the existence of God
    These were together:
  • educating prisoners
  • being a prison guard
    As were these:
  • the joys of teaching Year 9
  • how to have a productive conversation with a teenage boy
    Perhaps most worrying of all:
  • tower crane operating rules
  • Most of these don't make good essays. 'nightmares slow down knitting' is a statement rather than a topic. A better example would be nightmares slowing down knitting
    Very persuasive...

    Favourite topics recorded

  • the reason that the pig's stupid
    Was the pig let down by our education system? Did he watch too much TV? Perhaps it's those other pigs he hangs around with?
  • one Bulgarian in time of tests
    Let's hope it's not grammar tests! Good luck Bulgarian.
  • how to race girls
    Probably use similar tactics to a normal race.
  • why you should date me
    Using an essay to prove your worth! I wonder if it was persuasive enough?
  • penguins in combat
    Pesky penguins, do they really think that war's the answer?
  • how does a British person get his British taken off of him?
    Have they lost their 'British', or are they a cunning thief with hopes of stealing it from someone?
  • I am the best fisherman
    Well done. Your parents must be very proud.
  • why everybody on the Starship Enterprise would find Steve irritating
    Due to my privacy policy I've replaced any names given with my friend Steve's name - "Steve".
  • Steve's fake membership to Mensa
    You're not impressing anyone, Steve.
  • why everyone named Steve is an idiot
    An interesting theory.
  • Steve stole my baby
    Come on Steve, play fair.
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